Do you Eephus Pitch, Bro?

Yeah brah, you win ok?  No one is going to beat that Eephus pitch ever.  My question is why aren’t we making a bigger deal about how big of a hardo this guy is?  Hardo city if you ask me.  No way the ump calls that thing a strike because he probably blacked out having to look up that quick just to see it come down over the plate.  This pitcher just seems to be trolling the whole world with this pitch.

What is weird is that I can’t look away.  Like I want to stop watching this thing but I can’t.   Sucks me in every time.