Dale Earnhardt, Jr Eats Mayo And Banana Sandwiches. WHAT THE F?!
— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) March 14, 2014
I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the tweet or the fact that when I google machined, “banana and mayo sandwiches” there was a ton of legit conversations and pictures on the web about this very sandwich. Are people crazy? I mean there can’t be a worse idea in the history of the world that I’ve heard that can compare to a banana and mayo sandwich. Let’s look at how it stacks up on a 1-10 scale. Look: 0, Taste: -100, Texture: NEGATIVE INFINITY, Calories: Too many to count. Nothing about his makes any sense at all.
God dammit Dale, you just ruined March.