Bro Applies For University Of North Dakota Head Football Coach Position With Powerpoint Citing Video Game Domination


Via Deadspin: “McComas saw on Twitter that UND was looking for a new coach and thought, what the hey, let’s have some fun. He wrote a letter to athletic director Brian Faison expressing interest in the position and provided his qualifications.

My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We’re going to give AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We’re going 5 wide, chucking the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time. Chip Kelly will be calling me to learn my offense. We will put on an exciting brand of football, we will pack them into the Alerus Center night in and night out, go ahead and blow the roof off the place and add about 35,000 seats to that place.

In addition to the letter, he submitted a nine-page Powerpoint presentation getting into the brass tacks of his candidacy.”

Click here for the link to the Powerpoint.

Here’s all you need to know though…

Whoever this kid is, I respect the hell out of his power move right here.  Maybe you get blasted all over the internet for your Powerpoint, but no one can ever say he didn’t put his best foot forward.  I’d hire him to coach my NCAA Football ’14 team any day as long as he’s not busy still playing Madden on his Sega Genesis.

I only have one gripe with his presentation.  He mentions that he’s going 5-wide when he coaches yet his playbook only goes so far as four wide. What gives Chris?  That would bring into serious question whether or not he knew how to run a 5-wide offense.  Could be a deal breaker.