Pretty Sure My Halloween Costume Won Halloween Last Night And Forever
Sometimes you just own life. Last night, I owned life and everything that comes with it. Swaggy hair, fresh costume and a partner/ fiance to do all the work. I’m not saying that there aren’t better costumes, I’m just saying that if you actually think that you are batshit crazy. Just no way you top this ever. I encourage you to try but the bar just got set as high as humanly possible.
P.S. That hair is so fresh I don’t know what to do with myself. If I didn’t have a real job I’d probably let myself go and see what I could do to make that hair a reality.