Raul Ibanez Should Never Play The Outfield (Here’s The Proof.)

Via Deadspin:

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Seattle Mariners…


Yeah, he should never be in the outfield.  Never, ever, ever, EVER!  Just be a DH and let it go.  He’s got the range of a 70 year old man and apparently can’t throw a ball.  Also, did he fall over after?  What the fuck is that all about?  Bro, have you not been in the major leagues for like 15 years?  I feel like this part of the game should be second nature at this point.