Zlatan Ibrahimovic Was Dressed Like A Chick Under His Soccer Jersey Yesterday.

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1.  Saw this live and lost my shit.  If you had just glanced at the TV you would have thought he was a chick.

2.  Why the hell is he wearing this stuff in the first place?

3.  What. The. FUCK?

This can’t bode well for all the people who say soccer is a pansy sport.  After a professional soccer game, this guy strips down to a sports bra and underwear and walks around the field.  It’s funny to me because Ibrahimovic is a phenomenal talent.  He’s one of the best scorers in the world and puts up ridiculous numbers every season.  He’s a freakin’ beast and here he is dressing like a chick.  What the hell?

P.S. This is the kind of cold-blooded goal scoring ability this guy has.