Zlatan Ibrahimovic Was Dressed Like A Chick Under His Soccer Jersey Yesterday.
1. Saw this live and lost my shit. If you had just glanced at the TV you would have thought he was a chick.
2. Why the hell is he wearing this stuff in the first place?
3. What. The. FUCK?
This can’t bode well for all the people who say soccer is a pansy sport. After a professional soccer game, this guy strips down to a sports bra and underwear and walks around the field. It’s funny to me because Ibrahimovic is a phenomenal talent. He’s one of the best scorers in the world and puts up ridiculous numbers every season. He’s a freakin’ beast and here he is dressing like a chick. What the hell?
P.S. This is the kind of cold-blooded goal scoring ability this guy has.