Israeli Bro Almost Loses Penis When A Snake Comes Up Through Toilet To Bite Him.

Via Daily Mail“A man was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel.  The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet.  The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous.  Rescue workers responded to the scene and took the man to Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, where he received medical treatment, reports Your Jewish News.”


Well doesn’t this just completely change the piss game forever.  Like, why the hell is there a snake coming up through a freakin’ toilet?  Probably 50% of the time I’m not paying attention to where I’m peeing while I’m peeing.  Now?  Probably going to inspect the whole damn bathroom before using the toilet.  What a hot mess.

Honestly though, this guy has to feel the worst.  It would have been one thing if this was a python or something that came through.  Probably just a garden snake that nipped at his johnson.  Not a very fun story to tell, plus the ladies can’t be impressed when your penis has been bitten by someone other than them.  Just sayin’.

P.S. That picture freaks me the fuck out.  Probably never doing a #2 ever again.