I Need This Pizza Slice Vending Machine In My House Immediately

Can I get some pizzor in my life!?


So I’m at Brown yesterday just minding my p’s and q’s and as I’m coming out of the cafeteria this thing is just starring me in the face. A freakin’ pizza slice vending machine? Like, why have I never seen one of these before? My life hasn’t been even close to complete since I haven’t had pizza out of something like this.

You want to talk about mind blown, my brain just straight up combusted on the spot. Like, clean up on isle 5 bro, brain matter mop up.

I need to know how I can get this thing in my house immediately.