Judge Gives Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson 30 Days In Jail For Slapping His Attorney’s Ass

You don't think this ended in an ass slap?

You don’t think this ended in an ass slap?

Crazy Broads at it again.  Via ESPN: “Former NFL star Chad Johnson was sentenced Monday to 30 days in jail for a probation violation in a domestic violence case by a judge who angrily rejected a no-jail plea deal after Johnson playfully slapped his attorney on the backside in court.  It was all set until Johnson, when asked by McHugh if he was satisfied with his lawyer Adam Swickle, gave the attorney a light swat on the rear — as football players routinely do to each other on the field. The courtroom erupted in laughter and at that McHugh said she wouldn’t accept the deal.  “I don’t know that you’re taking this whole thing seriously. I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about this?” McHugh said, slapping the plea deal document down on her desk. “The whole courtroom was laughing. I’m not going to accept these plea negotiations. This isn’t a joke.”

Let me ask you all a simple question.  Have you ever laughed at anything that wasn’t funny?  Just burst out laughing inappropriately when nothing is supposed to be funny?  Because I’m pretty sure that’s what just happened.  Listen, every time Johnson has done something well since he was probably 8 years old, someone has come along and slapped his ass.  It’s sports, people, get it together.  Instead, this jack ass, BLIND judge decided because people laughed that he must be making a joke of it.  Really?  All Johnson did was do what he would to Carson Palmer every time he hit him down the sideline in Cincinnati.  Congratulate him for a job well done by slapping him on the ass.  Now he does it to his lawyer and he gets 30 days in jail.  Dumbest shit ever.  I mean what would have happened if he had fist pumped in delight?  Pretty sure the crowd would have laughed because it was a bunch of TMZ type clowns in there.  This judge just made a straight up mockery of her court.  There’s absolutely no way that Johnson spends any of those days in jail, right?  I mean this is by far the dumbest move a broad as ever done.  Obviously she’s never played sports before.  She would have understood the ass slap from the jump.  #weaksauce