What Would You Rather? Blumkin VS. Death?
2nd installment of What Would You Rather and we are going real big. This one is mostly for the ladies but as a guy this is no brainer. I’m going blumkin seven days a week. Want to know why? I like my life. I like living and see no reason to end it when I could give a blumpkin and move on. Stipulations? There really aren’t any. In fact, to get it done, I’m not saying desperate times don’t call for desperate measures. Think I’m getting blackout before I do this? You better believe it. I don’t want to remember a thing. Just make sure I get it done and I’m on to the next one.
The crazy thing is, a ton of people I’ve suggested this to have chosen death. Really? You’d chose dying over basically giving a slobberknocker? Am I missing something here? Straight crazy talk all the way around.
P.S. If you don’t know what a blumpkin is then I don’t know what is wrong with you. However, if you have been living in a cave for your entire life, you can read what a blumpkin is here.
Who ya got?
This may be the easiest choice of all time.
P.P.S. If you don’t think I own this shirt, you have no idea who you’re dealing with.