Dwayne Wade Dressed In Chick Pants Last Night

Skinny capri dress pants bro?  Really?  I mean I’m all for trying new things but this is a hot mess.  If you scroll the picture down to where you only see the waist down of Wade, he looks like a freakin’ broad.  I guess this is what Miami does to you after a while.  You start dressing like a chick and wearing glasses with no lenses in them.  Freakin’ weirdo.

P.S. I’m secretly hoping that the guy walking with him is carrying Wade’s bag for him because that would make Wade even more of a chick.  Just sayin’