This College Park Sorority Story Has Completely Overwhelmed Me!

So long story short, I read this story when it came out last week and meant to blog it.  Didn’t do it right away but then a friend of mine said I had to blog it immediately, so again I meant to.  Then things got crazy in Boston and I literally tried writing the post 5 times before just abandoning it last night when I figured the story was dead.  Boy was I wrong, today the story out of College Park got even better as it has gone on.  Yesterday we saw a dramatic reading of the letter by Michael Shannon that is hot fire.  To watch, go to Funny or Die.

Then Barstool posted the a Facebook post from the President and Executive Director of the Sorority (below.)


And finally, this all stems from Deadspin being gracious enough to share this letter with us.

If you’ve made it this far, you’re finally going to get my thoughts on this and boy are you lucky!  You know what, I only have one thing to say and I’ve said it a million times.  Chicks are batshit crazy.  That’s all you need to know about this whole situation.  Some crazy alum of a Sorority didn’t think the chicks currently in her sorority were slutty, cool, drunk, outgoing, personable enough and felt compelled to write a long email about it.  What the hell is wrong women?  I mean, she doesn’t come out and say it but she’s basically scolding the ladies of her sorority for not being more involved with their fraternity.  AKA, why aren’t you hooking up and banging more frat bros?  Love chicks, but damn they can absolutely lose it.

P.S. Don’t think I wasn’t excited to mention Deadspin, Barstool and Facebook all in post.  3/4 chub as we speak.